…I’m genuinely not sure if I’m being sarcastic or sincere…

Oh God ….I’m nothing but a ‘K’ now!

….Charlotte’s update on the potentially hazardous Housewarming Party

Floyd

Judy

The first 3 hours of my day were pitch black.

Stupid job.

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You need to visit this blog: beautiful photography, stunning fashion choices and an Ebay Store to kill for.

If only I could master that sneaky Ebay predator thing ….I have failed at EVERY attempt to purchase some of her gorgeous clothes!!!

Don’t forget to check on Charlotte…

More updates to come very soon!

Ah Topshop, our souls must be more entwined than I ever imagined, because JUST as I was pondering what to wear to impress my potentially-future-inlaws during my Parisienne New Years, you sent me a lovely email containing your Paris-inspired collection.

*sigh*

True Love.

Clothes are very important for this trip though. I’m visiting THE chic-est city in the world and spending time with The Boy’s Paris-reared mother, aunt, granny and cousin (plus some boy-relatives, but they don’t need to be worried about!). I am but a mere fille d’Irlandais, frumpy, red-faced, frizzy-haired and a wearer of wellies (I’ve actually only worn wellies about 5 times in my life!).

Oh how they will sit in a sophisticated haze of smoke and Chanel No.5, wondering why their beautifully-French boy, with his wonderful ballad-worthy hair and his spellbinding brown eyes would ever be attracted to this dowdy creature from a tiny leprachaun-infested island.*

“Mon Dieu!” they will exclaim. “Quel ‘orrorrrrr! She ‘as possessed ‘eeeeem! She must be a weeeetch!”

….I’ve completely gone off the point here, I think.

Oh right, basically I need to dress seemingly-effortlessly nice and stylish, so that I’m not evicted from his family circle for being hideous or a super-I-Totally-Follow-Every-Fashion-Trend try-hard, cos they’re just as bad.

So here is my Topshop inspiration (Family and Friends please note that you are now all getting socks for Christmas):

*I must add that The Boy’s relatives are all really nice and super lovely to me! But I think every girl goes a little fashion-crazy and paranoid when she’s (A) meeting her boyfriend’s family and (B) visiting Paris …..I have both …..I need to be monitored 24/7 for the next few weeks….

…..that I’m ringing in the New Year in Paris?

No?

Really?

I didn’t?

………

Well I am.

=D