The Boy: Awh that’s mean.
Me: Oh …well I love eggs, you know that. So it’s a compliment really!
The Boy: Kiss me.
Me: Uhhhmmm ….I have to go ….somewhere …..
The Boy: Yeah, I’ve got lots of boxers to put in.
Me: No, no boxers.
The Boy: But they need to be washed.
Me: Tough. I’m not mixing your boxers with my clothes.
The Boy: But why!?
Me: Cos they’re gross! And the water will be filled with your crotch juices!!!!
The Boy: But it’s clean water! It gets rinsed away!
Me: Yeah but before it gets rinsed away, it gets sloshed through my jeans and before you know it, my jeans are filled with crotch water. You can never clean away something like that!
The Boy: *silence*
Me: I’ll just wear these jeans for another two weeks….