Ok, so I don’t actually have a problem with the country, but when it comes to clothes, they always get the best variety, styles and prices…..well, except when it comes to Topshop….SUCK ON THAT, YANKS!
Lol, at the risk of looking like a complete racist, I should make the point I mean to make!
I love Urban Outfitters.
But we only get a really small amount of the gorgeous stuff they have in their American stores!!!! All the European buyers seem to be able to get their hands on are ridiculously short, flimsy skirts and cheap looking dresses and tops! Sure, you might get a few nice pieces, but if I had access to the American stock, my apartment could be turned into a shrine to Urban Outfitters!!!!!!
And I suffer from a horrible compulsion to continuously stalk the American online store and torment myself with all the wonderful stuff they have and I can’t buy!!!!
Would it really be SO difficult for Dublin’s Urban Outfitters to get in a FEW skirts that don’t flash my underwear by being ridiculously short or with see-through material?
Or some dresses that don’t look like a homeless person sewed them together using material he found under a bridge?
All while charging a day’s wages for them?
The company SELLS them, so why can’t its European stores!!!?
*the author would like it to be known that she bears no ill will towards America, Americans or anything associated with said country…..except Sarah Palin …..and George Bush ……and Sarah Silverman ……and obesity …..*