Me: Eh, The Boy?
The Boy: Yeah?
Me: So you know how your birthday is in September?
The Boy: Yeah.
Me: And you know how you always say you hate finding out what I’m getting you before your birthday? Like when I told you I was going to bring you to Scotland for your birthday and you cried and said it was ruined?
The Boy: Eh, yeah…
Me: Are there any exceptions to that rule?
The Boy: *looks a little stressed out* uhm…..?
Me: I mean if I, in my super wisdom, think that it’s very necessary that you know beforehand?
The Boy: Well….
Me: Oh and it’s not just because I hate keeping secrets.
The Boy: Well, I suppose if it’s really really really important that I know.
Me: It is.
The Boy: *sighs* Well ok then.
Me: *turns laptop around to face The Boy*
The Boy: *takes about 20mins to process what’s on the screen*
Me: *getting impatient* It’s tickets to the first Man U match of the season!!!!!
The Boy: And are they booked or are you just checking with me?
Me: *rolls eyes* Well it does say it’s a confirmation email! But I had to tell you now because the match is in August and even though it’s a month before your birthday it was the perfect present because you were going on and on about how you wanted to go and didn’t think you’d be able to! And also you’re going to France the week before hand, so you’ll need to budget so you’ll have spending money!!! So I HAD to tell you!
The Boy: *silence*
Me: *worried face* Do you not like it?
The Boy: *looks at me slowly* *smiles* It’s AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Oh yay! *phew*
The Boy: I’m so excited!!! *pauses* DAMN! You’ve beaten my Jersey Boys present for you!