Why is it that something you supposedly despise gets so much post time?
Shut up, Head Voice.
No seriously, you never shut up about it!
Because it annoys me greatly and my lack of understanding of its popularity scares and confuses me!
You loooooooooove it.
Shut it! I’m just fascinated by its crapness!
You LOOOOOOOVE it!
Funny, that’s what I said to your Ma last night…
Anyway, crazy-person rant over, I discovered the fifth installment (or sixth, if that Bree book even remotely counts, which it DOESN’T) of the Twilight series today.
I don’t know about you guys, but I didn’t know this existed.
It’s Edward’s account of the first book and the first twelve chapters were leaked online a couple of years ago, so Stevie M put them on her website for all to read and seems to have decided not to carry on with the book (for now).
And yeah, SHOCK, I’m going to start reading it myself after I finish this post.
I’m a glutton for punishment.
EDIT: Shocking this instalment was WORSE than the previous four books. Meyer….she’s just….so….AWFUL! And it’s even LESS believable that Edward is in love with Bella because her face is actually always red and she just falls over things and walks into things ALL THE TIME. I’m not even exaggerating! She comes across as being very ‘special’ and not in the ‘lovely and unique’ way -in the ‘Are you in Special Ed?’ way.